Yarrrmonger7's Lootapalooza

[Yarrrmonger7]

Okay I'm going to derail and bump my post at the same time. Anyone wanna play some TH?

[slayertheplayer]

I have Cyber Bio Engineer shoulders and legs if you would take one or both of those for Muspelheim's Relentless Flame
gt SLAY3Rth3PLAY3R

[Yarrrmonger7]

Okay I just have to make sure I have them as I can't update my shop post. It's extremely annoying. PG I'm talking to you man...

[Yarrrmonger7]

Okay I no longer need the Bio epic set
I no longer have the Muspelheim's Relentless Flame, arms of the betrayer or staff slide distance rune.

WTB Aesir legs of the one.
Aesir boots of the Master and Slave
Any fairly good cyber pants with the two gunbelts on them. Preferably with two empty rune slots.

Selling
I'm also selling legs of the killing word.

Sorry about not being able to update my shop but I'm not able to...

[Yarrrmonger7]

Also want to buy Master and Slave boots and Aesir leggings of the One.

[Yarrrmonger7]

SirShanksalot7 I just changed it from my username here. Do not send me random FR's and invites without messages[/SIZE]
Thank you for visiting Come Again
P.S. I'm usually up for playing if you tell me you're from this site.

WTB
2 15% pistol damage runes
2 15% laser damage runes
2 20% ammo runes
2 20% reload speed runes
2 20% pistol range runes
1 15% laser pentration rune
1 10% ballistic range distance
2 15% spider cooldown runes
1 30% spider effect radius
3 15% loot drop chance
4 all skills +1 rune
Aesir boots of the master and slave

[FoxbaT]

I think my live gold expired, I will get another 12 month-ish when I move to my new home, and I DO expect to play some TH with you sir!

[Yarrrmonger7]

I think my live gold expired, I will get another 12 month-ish when I move to my new home, and I DO expect to play some TH with you sir!

Okay good sir.

[Yarrrmonger7]

bump HAHA take that prodigy...

[prodigy1998]

lmao.....
i only bump mine so it stays in the market...lol

i remember when there where over 6 pages of stores, and u had bump every hour just to stay on the front page...those were the days...

[Yarrrmonger7]

Sadly this site is comatose... I too remember those days. Somewhere between that and a few months ago I totally fogort about this forum until my friend bought the game and I convinced a couple others to buy it too. Now you're forcing me to respond to this so that I still own every last comment on all the recent posts though... Besides my store really needs a bump because there are so many people plaing Too Human these days and buying from my shop. It's a hotbed of activity... It's crazy how many people are trying to buy stuff from my shop I think I'll have to deactivate my account from all the messages I'm getting fro it. Although one person (lurker I believe) sent me a message saying he'll give me free stuff which is awesome. Now no one move in to sweep this guy off his feet because I'm so poor in TH because I literally just found out that you could redeploy spiders before they run out. Favorite game of all time yes but I'm such a noob still compared to all of you maniacs who've put in thousands of hours. I feel like a traitor to the cause so I think I'm off to go jump off a bridge once I figure out how to make my weapon and armor real so I can die with my epic bio armor staff and the eyes of the searing-star. But then no valhalla On a side note I'm too lazy to use spellcheck so if I'm spelling comatose wrong (becasue it looks weird) tell me and I may or may not change it.

Now for an amzaing awesome idea. Who has seen the video of the bus monitor getting bullied so she gets over $650k? Who wants to fake a video like that for the sake of TH2? I'm thinking we just need to show a picture of Foxbat's face and we'll get all the sympathy money we need. I mean who wouldn't pay to not have to look at that? JK foxy I still want your hairy chest and I can't wait to play some TH with you. Possibly just because you're disturbingly hilarious on these forums. Plus you have the whole foxy foxbat thing going on. Now if we don't want to do that idea we can still throw around that TH porno that got tossed around before. Not sure who brought it up but it definately a solid idea. Now I may be done derailing my own thread but who uses the marketplace anyome so who cares... By the way if the porno gets made I call the part of PG. And before you tell me that A) I'm not black and B) he's not in the game I say screw you to hell.

Edit: On a side note PG you might want to put a nsfw tag on my marketplace... I'm dead serious about this PG seriously. If people think I have nudie pics maybe they'll click on it. 2 edits in a row and if this goes through that'll be 3. Let's see if I can do my actual store now.

Edit 4: That's a negatory ghost rider...

[Yarrrmonger7]

I think my live gold expired, I will get another 12 month-ish when I move to my new home, and I DO expect to play some TH with you sir!

So foxy, when are you getting into your new house so we can play? I was playing this again a fair amount lately and then dawnguard came... Best follower ever!

[FoxbaT]

Thats a good idea you had there so if we can make money for TH2 from the sake of my horrible face than there you go

FOR ODINNN

[Yarrrmonger7]

Thats a good idea you had there so if we can make money for TH2 from the sake of my horrible face than there you go

FOR ODINNN

Rofl is that really your face? I want to put it as the background of my computer if it is but then my parents would wonder about things... Plus my dog and his dead brother (not dead in the picture) is on there right now but he give him a run for his money lol. My beard isn't nearly as sexy as your's. It's gingered colored and isn't trimmed or anything.

[FoxbaT]

Yes believe in me, this is me, one day that I took my beard off and I made that picture to make fun on the internets with my friends...

Now I look again like the guy on the left, with the beard.

[Yarrrmonger7]

So I now know Brazil has the most handsome men in the world. Are the women super hot as well?

[FoxbaT]

So I now know Brazil has the most handsome men in the world. Are the women super hot as well?

Smoking hot, a lot of them. But we have some natural disasters as well.

And thanks for the compliment but I must disagree with you, I am not the most handsome man in Earth

My daddy is *_*

[Yarrrmonger7]

Foxy do you have live yet? Also anyone have a cyber seeker shoulder that's empty for trade and a empty cyber melee weapon that's not dual-wield? I'll trade you good stuff. Along with a couple +15% loot drop chances I want also.