Signs that you've been playing Too Human too much

[too human]

come on , every board needs one :lol:

I'll start

Going out to dinner last night with my wife
She was wearing a beautiful red dress and asked "how do I look honey?"

My reply " damn thats epic honey " :lol:

[Falcon]

My fiance is threatening to take the game away and hide it from me.... lol that is a definite sign.

[Speak]

Waking up at 7:30am to go buy it on Friday will definitely be a starting sign for many hours of game play to come!

Note: It's School Holidays. Average time i have been getting up is 12:30pm!

[Talon Cardas]

Dreaming about putting a stat point in my "Sleep Skill" that will allow me to snooze without hitting the snooze button.

No joke... Happend this morning.

[jar]

Staying up until 3-4a.m., knowing you have work at 8...

Rinse, repeat since launch...

[revengemadmax]

You know you play Too Human too much when you hit a deer while driving and you get out to see what it dropped

[Jp34dx]

You walk by someone laying out on the grass or at the beach and expect to see a Valkyrie floating down at any moment

[Zakath]

When you start sliding between the table and the fridge, in the livingroom and in the stairs :)

[Speak]

Ahh, this thread is going to be lovely ;) Great memories of the WoW Ones!

Keep going!

[revengemadmax]

When you start sliding between the table and the fridge, in the livingroom and in the stairs :)



OMG funny!!

[too human]

When you start sliding between the table and the fridge, in the livingroom and in the stairs :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snadinator]

When you are sliding down the ailes at work... possibly juggling anything in your way.

[too human]

Seeing a women with huge breasts thinking "she must have chosen cybernatic" :P

[thatmunkybites]

You know you play Too Human too much when you hit a deer while driving and you get out to see what it dropped



:lol: LOL

I was trying to fall asleep last night and all I could see was my 'zerker sliding bak and forth. That hasn't happened since Tetris. 8O

[ericdrum]

Standing and staring at every water feature/fountain I come across in the city, waiting to be prompted by the 'A'.

[dude163]

trying to slide in assassins creed and lego star wars!

[Kargion]

When you start sliding between the table and the fridge, in the livingroom and in the stairs :)



OMG funny!!


HaHaHa

When you keep hitting the x button trying to get your bio to heal your hang over

[Sabion]

1)When you think you can walk across water.

2)When you see people throwing coins into well and think, "Thats not the way to get into cyberspace."

3)When you're envious at every funeral beacase the attention is on the guy with beserker with epic armor... ty Hannar

[I iHAX I]

When you dream that every weapon drop is an Epic item (had it last night lol)

[Snadinator]

When you dream that every weapon drop is an Epic item (had it last night lol)



The term is Elite. Red drops are Elite items.

[ROCKMORG]

My wife called me a girl for changing my "outfit" (weapons / armor) so many times and geeking out about it... :)

[Alejandro]

When you instinctively make a high pitched beeping noise when your picking out cloths from your closet.

[Prkl56]

When you dream about turning your 360 on and seeing that dlc for a new level is available, and just before its done downloading you wake up.

[Speak]

When you turn upto a funeral in a Valkyrie outfit

[Falcon]

When you run away from people wearing red because you think they are explosive polarity.

[Falcon]

When you find yourself rolling on the ground after injuring yourself.

[Falcon]

when in a gun store you ask the clerk does this shoot plasma, laser, or slug ammo?

[KSI Dropkick]

when in a gun store you ask the clerk does this shoot plasma, laser, or slug ammo?

lol thats a good one. :D

[sfubear]

When you dream that every weapon drop is an Epic item (had it last night lol)



The term is Elite. Red drops are Elite items.


HAHAHAH like it matters, you knew exactly what he was talking about even is he used the wrong "term". For now one I am going to only use the term epic instead of elite and may even start a petition to SK for the official change in terminology just to piss you off, since it obviously is such a big deal

[thatmunkybites]

When you find a five dollar bill in the dryer and you hear a choir chant.

[Jaymo]

You pound a sledgehammer into the floor and look to the skies for goblins.

[Talon Cardas]

When you shoot nerf guns at your kids.... and they don't juggle in the air. :cry:

[Sabion]

when you read a topic post that says "RED RING OF DEATH and think its a new ELITE drop that you didnt find

[Speak]

LOL! That was a really good on Sabion. The complete and utter disappointment x)! To see their face would be amazing ^^

[Sabion]

LOL! That was a really good on Sabion. The complete and utter disappointment x)! To see their face would be amazing ^^


hahaha ty. got a could kik out of it myself :P

[WhiteRift]

come on , every board needs one :lol:

I'll start

Going out to dinner last night with my wife
She was wearing a beautiful red dress and asked "how do I look honey?"

My reply " damn thats epic honey " :lol:


omg i busted a gut on the first post this isn't good lol
How about when you literally dream about playing with all your epic/elite red gear, and then waking up and playing for 14 more hours on a restless search haha.

[Caion]

Real life example:

I had to force myself to stop playing due to eye strain.

[Speak]

I had to force myself to stop playing due to eye strain.


Amateur! You should've only stopped if they fell out or started dripping with blood! 7 Elite set is worth it.. i swear :!:

[TheFacelessOne]

I was playing The Force Unleashed demo and kept using the right stick for attacks.

[ghost_wolf]

"Signs that you've been playing Too Human too much"

You're crawling through a level, nearly out of health but just a smidgen away from gaining another level. You stumble across some goblins and start taking them out one by one, ranking up a truly epic combo. Suddenly you're blinded by a beam of light coming through the window, breaking your rhythm and allowing the goblins to swarm and devour you. As the Valkyrie descends to take you to Valhalla, you blink your dry, throbbing, reddened eyes and look around for the source of the light that cost you your win. It's the sun. You realize you've just spent the whole night playing Too Human, you haven't showered or slept, and you have to be at work in 2 hours.

You call in sick and pick the controller back up. Work can wait, you've gotta finish that armor set!

[purplehayes]

when you go shopping and dont buy anything because you think the sizes are the armor ratings. 34's are so weak

[Kanthus]

When you realize that strange odor is you.

When a note left on the table from your girlfriend says, "Gone to Moms."

When your friends call just to "check on you"

When your beard starts rubbing against your chest.

Wait a minute.....

There's no such thing as playing Too Human too much!

Those Elite/Epic (unique)s aren't going to find themselves.

[Sabion]

When every door you open you expect an obilisk...

[Sabion]

When a trip to washington DC turns into a quest to see if the washington monument dropped loot yet...

[Konvict8811]

When a trip to washington DC turns into a quest to see if the washington monument dropped loot yet...


Well the monument does look like one of the obelisks in the Aseir. . .

[{The Rebirth}]

When a trip to washington DC turns into a quest to see if the washington monument dropped loot yet...


LMAO THAT WOULD BE THE BEST LOOT DROP EVER!! CAN ANYONE SAY DOUBLED UP ELITES? I CAN NOW ILL HAVE A DREAM ABOUT THAT LMAO!!

[Zyke]

Just playing it is too fun.

[RandomHero]

When you attempt to slide somewhere and fall flat on your face and break your nose.

[Sabion]

shootin yourself in the face to get cool glowing battle scars like Baldur... lol thats just terrible

SUICIDE RESPAWN TIME IN 10... 9... 8...

[AerialAlch]

I was playing The Force Unleashed demo and kept using the right stick for attacks.

This happened to me. Dx

[handheld_brandon]

hoping that if i throw my sister in the air and drop kick her that ill get epic boots

[Porrage]

Well, two nights out of the past week I've been having very feverish dreams where I'm "sliding" around in real life. I've even got this kickass blue trail following my sword.

[killerdove]

When you get grounded for skipping school and going to a friends house to play too human on 2 xboxs. I only got to lvl 31 :(

[I iHAX I]

When you play so long one of your blood vessels pop in your eye giving you a blood shut eye for bout 7 days!
(True story its almost gone lol)

[Porrage]

When you play so long one of your blood vessels pop in your eye giving you a blood shut eye for bout 7 days!
(True story its almost gone lol)


You should see a doctor about that....

[I iHAX I]

Way ahead of you he says i just gotta rest my eyes abit so i play now with one eye
The quest for elite armor shall not stop

my eye will not be destroyed in vain!

:lol:

[_L3FT3]

You have a dream where you are writing a paper, and the damage counter is there IRL, and all of a sudden...CRITICAL STRIKE.

You here the Elite chime when you get grades back.


FYI both of these were in a freaky *** dream I had that combined my back to school hatred with my obsession over TH.

And the last couple of days I have played an extra 4+ hours after eye strain started.

[Ducky]

You put over 100 hours in the game.

You have 2 or more lvl 50 characters.

You say "tis" now (thanks to Thor).

Most of your XBL friends hate you because you wont play any other game.

You have all of the achievements (or close to...i have 925 points lol).

[BOOYAHGRAMMA]

When you spend 20 minutes trying to think of something clever on this post and can't because all you can think of is getting that next level. Oh and when you have a dream about banging Hel

[Caion]

Amateur! You should've only stopped if they fell out or started dripping with blood! 7 Elite set is worth it.. i swear :!:


If you like epic armor then one look at my character's gear will make you quiver with jealousy. :P

[Caion]

When you spend 20 minutes trying to think of something clever on this post and can't because all you can think of is getting that next level. Oh and when you have a dream about banging Hel


LOL! This made me think of that sex scene from Scary Movie 1, but with Hel's demonic voice going "what's my name!" :lol:

[I iHAX I]

When you spend 20 minutes trying to think of something clever on this post and can't because all you can think of is getting that next level. Oh and when you have a dream about banging Hel


LOL! This made me think of that sex scene from Scary Movie 1, but with Hel's demonic voice going "what's my name!" :lol:

This made my ROFL COPTER go down lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[gonzales]

when you wait for the door of the toilet to glow before you go in.

[revengemadmax]

You know you play to much when you poop your pants instead of going to the toilet! :lol:

[gonzales]

You know you play to much when you poop your pants instead of going to the toilet! :lol:

yes ofcourse I should have seen that one coming :lol:

[Konvict8811]

When you see a woman drop a red purse and you want to pick it up and sift through it for elite loot.

[exkon]

I ask my GF if I can call her "Freya" while in bed....

[Kronus]

You're boss calls you up and asks where you've been all week.

The right thumb stick on your controller wears out and snaps off.

You are annoyed when you have to "eat" and "sleep" and vow to find a way to fix such "problems".... right after you find that next elite piece....

[too human]

when you see the exact same thread :lol: come up again