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INMATEofARKHAM
08-19-2009, 07:07 PM
you have to get your gender confirmed... By doctors. :o
Link (http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-worlds-gendertest&prov=ap&type=lgns)


South African teen wins 800 amid gender-test flap
BERLIN (AP)—Facing questions about her gender, South African teenager Caster Semenya easily won the 800-meter gold medal Wednesday at the world championships.

Semenya’s dominating run came on the same day track and field’s ruling body said she was undergoing a gender test because of concerns she does not meet requirements to compete as a woman.


Semenya took the lead at the halfway mark and opened a commanding lead in the last 400 meters to win by a massive 2.45 seconds in a world-leading 1 minute, 55.45 seconds. Defending champion Janeth Jepkosgei was second and Jennifer Meadows of Britain was third in 1:57.93.

About three weeks ago, the international federation asked South African track and field authorities to conduct the verification test. Semenya had burst onto the scene by posting a world-leading time of 1:56.72 at the African junior championships in Maruitius.

Her dramatic improvement in times, muscular build and deep voice sparked speculation about her gender. Before the race, IAAF spokesman Nick Davies stressed this is a “medical issue, not an issue of cheating.” He said the “extremely complex, difficult” test has begun but results were not expected for weeks.

The test requires a physical medical evaluation and includes reports from a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, internal medicine specialist and gender expert.

South Africa team manager Phiwe Mlangeni-Tsholetsane would not confirm or deny that Semenya was having such a test.

“We entered Caster as a woman and we want to keep it that way,” Mlangeni-Tsholetsane said. “Our conscience is clear in terms of Caster. We have no reservations at all about that.”

Although medals will be awarded for the 800, the race remains under a cloud until the investigation is closed, and Semenya could be stripped of the gold depending on the test results, IAAF general secretary Pierre Weiss said.

“But today there is no proof and the benefit of doubt must always be in favor of the athlete,” Weiss said.

The Skoomaeater
08-19-2009, 07:14 PM
http://www.disarm.se/data/bildunttext_nsfw/the_harpoons.jpg

Also, her name has the word semen in it. Ever heard of nominative determinism?

Mattpfeil
08-19-2009, 07:19 PM
Thats depressing.

Platinum
08-19-2009, 07:21 PM
http://www.sabcnews.com/SABCnews.com/Multimedia/Image/2009/March/Mar12/athlete7.jpg

http://www.iaaf.org/mm/photo/competitions/competition/05/24/40/52440_full-prt.jpg

http://www.lexpress.mu/lexpress_cms/gall_content/2009/7/2009_7$largeimg231_Jul_2009_205548780.jpg

Mattpfeil
08-19-2009, 07:28 PM
If that is her then she certainly looks like a dude.

galei
08-19-2009, 07:30 PM
im not sure wither that's a male or female.

PLOWKILL
08-19-2009, 07:58 PM
Thats a man baby.....

Warblade
08-19-2009, 08:33 PM
Thats a man baby.....

So doesn't that make it a Maybe

Did anyone see what I did there?

Mattpfeil
08-19-2009, 08:45 PM
I saw it, I was not amused. :rolleyes:

galei
08-19-2009, 09:08 PM
Thats a man baby.....

u just reminded me of a movie

Orange
08-19-2009, 09:11 PM
So doesn't that make it a Maybe

Did anyone see what I did there?

watch austin powers dawg

Darth
08-19-2009, 09:22 PM
When I was young Aerosmith had a very popular song about this subject.

Zutroy
08-19-2009, 09:30 PM
This is an old issue (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2782/switch-hitter)


Genetically anomalous athletes are rare but not unknown. Testing for the 1996 Olympics revealed that 8 of 3,387 female athletes had genetic makeups that by some definitions made them male. Some women athletes have an XY chromosome pair that makes them genetically male but suffer from androgen insensitivity syndrome, meaning their external sex characteristics are for the most part female. Example: champion Spanish hurdler Maria Martinez Patino, who was disqualified from a 1985 competition by genetic tests but eventually reinstated when she protested. One nominally female athletic star apparently was a hermaphrodite. Polish Olympic champion Stanislawa Walasiewicz (known as Stella Walsh in the U.S., where she spent most of her life) won the women's 100-meter run in the 1932 games and picked up the silver in that event in 1936. On autopsy following her death in 1980 — she was killed by stray gunfire during an attempted robbery — she was found to have sexually ambiguous genitalia resulting from a chromosomal abnormality known as mosaicism. (A few writers claim Hermann Ratjen was also a hermaphrodite, but I haven't found any contemporary sources confirming this account.)

hitemhigh
08-19-2009, 09:47 PM
So doesn't that make it a Maybe

Did anyone see what I did there?

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3236/adultstalking.jpg

SamTheSlightlyGood
08-19-2009, 09:58 PM
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3236/adultstalking.jpg

Liar.

hitemhigh
08-19-2009, 10:16 PM
well...i thought it was funny...

Xx Tikki xX
08-20-2009, 01:36 AM
well...i thought it was funny...

thats what she said :D

Redenbacher09
08-20-2009, 07:48 AM
Or in this case, that's what possibly-a-she said.

Yea, that is pretty depressing. But she does look like a man, minus the missing crotch bulge in those running shorts.

Sw0ll_MC25
08-20-2009, 11:37 AM
Lady GaGa anyone? Gender test?:o

hitemhigh
08-31-2009, 12:04 PM
Lady GaGa anyone? Gender test?:o

the only difference being lady gaga doesnt need one, the penis is proof enough