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PLOWKILL
07-02-2009, 03:52 PM
Cool little read for you soccer (Football) or Beckham fans.....

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/the_bonus/06/29/beckham.book/index.html?bcnn=yes


Not long after they took their table, the waiter asked if anyone wanted wine. They all raised their hands.

"O.K.," the waiter said. "I need to see some I.D.'s."

"I don't have my I.D. with me," Beckham said.

"No I.D., no wine!" the waiter announced, theatrically snatching Beckham's wineglass.

Beckham thought it was a put-on. "Is this guy taking the piss?" he asked. But the waiter was serious. When the Galaxy's Portuguese defender Abel Xavier couldn't produce an I.D., his wineglass disappeared too. "What is this?" the 34-year-old Xavier thundered. "I have a kid who can drink." The other players laughed hysterically, partly because the waiter hadn't recognized the world's most famous athlete and partly because Beckham and Xavier were so used to being mobbed in Europe that they didn't bother carrying identification. Welcome to soccer in the U.S., guys.

Lunar Solar
07-02-2009, 04:00 PM
Who the **** is Beckham,:D

laxfish76
07-02-2009, 04:04 PM
Beckham is Europe's most famous athlete. I hear little to nothing about him.

Worldwide, it would probably be a world famous Olympian. Maybe Usain Bolt or Michael Phelps.

//Lax

AKAtheDopeman
07-02-2009, 04:12 PM
Well if he had his hott wife with him he might have been able to get some drinks.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a381/LordHannibal/victoria-beckham-boobs-quote-7-3-07.jpg

Shikamaru07
07-02-2009, 04:16 PM
Well if he had his hott wife with him he might have been able to get some drinks.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a381/LordHannibal/victoria-beckham-boobs-quote-7-3-07.jpg
you mean robo-wife

DirkPitt45
07-02-2009, 05:06 PM
you mean robo-wife

She's a cyborg, not robot... Implants in only parts of her body instead of the whole thing. :p

INMATEofARKHAM
07-03-2009, 01:05 PM
Welcome to soccer in the U.S., guys.Now get the hell out!!! :D

Hysterical story. I wouldn't recognize either of them if they passed me in a empty hallway... and frankly I doubt I would even look at him. (Too busy checking her out.)

prodigy1998
07-03-2009, 02:59 PM
dang, i might not notice anyone if she was wearing that:o

Ender
07-03-2009, 07:21 PM
I don't like plastic women. I like real women.

The Skoomaeater
07-03-2009, 08:20 PM
Why did someone write a book about this crap? Sure, I'm really into my football but I'd rather watch it on TV - not hear about the exploits of the players.

I also don't care about the internal politics of the various teams, just play the damn game gentlemen.